Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

Kissing in the rain

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Kissing in the rain

Kiss me and you will see stars. Love me and I'll give them to you

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Kiss me and you will see stars. Love me and I'll give them to you

Some men experience a diminished sexual desire for their wives or girlfriends due to weight...

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Some men experience a diminished sexual desire for their wives or girlfriends due to weight...

Talk to a woman as if you loved her and to a man as if...

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Talk to a woman as if you loved her and to a man as if...