Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

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It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

It's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...

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It's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...

Drink more water, you skin, your hair, your mind and your body will thank you

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Drink more water, you skin, your hair, your mind and your body will thank you