Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

There is no diet that will do what eating healthy does. Skip the diet. Just...

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There is no diet that will do what eating healthy does. Skip the diet. Just...