Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

Drink more water, you skin, your hair, your mind and your body will thank you

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Drink more water, you skin, your hair, your mind and your body will thank you

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.