Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Topics: Anger Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Sleep Picture Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

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Hate the sin, love the sinner.