Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller
Topics:
Anger Picture Quotes
,
Funny Picture Quotes
,
Sleep Picture Quotes
Related Picture Quotes
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
— view —
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
— view —
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
— view —
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...
— view —
If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...
— view —
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...
— view —
When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...
— view —
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...
— view —
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...
— view —
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...
— view —
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...
— view —
Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too
— view —
Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...
— view —
Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you
— view —
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
— view —
There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...
— view —
When nothing goes right.... go left.
— view —
Do you have any books about making friends?
— view —
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...
— view —
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...
— view —
I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron
— view —
