Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Topics: Anger Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Sleep Picture Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...