Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Topics: Anger Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Sleep Picture Quotes

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people,"...

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...