Picture quotes about Funny

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...— Click to enlarge —Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.— Click to enlarge —A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...— Click to enlarge —They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.— Click to enlarge —When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.— Click to enlarge —You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.— Click to enlarge —I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...— Click to enlarge —The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...— Click to enlarge —I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...— Click to enlarge —My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.— Click to enlarge —If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.— Click to enlarge —An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...— Click to enlarge —