Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

When you truly care about someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it's the...

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When you truly care about someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it's the...

You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.

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You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.

Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.

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Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.