Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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I donâ€™t want a relationship where people say,

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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A real man never stops trying to show a girl that he cares about her...