Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow you're...

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One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow you're...

Beginnings are scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in-between that makes love...

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Beginnings are scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in-between that makes love...

Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...

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Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...