Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through...

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If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through...

I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

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I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

A strong woman stands up for herself. A stronger woman stands up for everyone else

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A strong woman stands up for herself. A stronger woman stands up for everyone else