Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Miles may keep us apart... but I'll keep you close to me

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Miles may keep us apart... but I'll keep you close to me

When you finally let go of the past something better comes along.

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When you finally let go of the past something better comes along.

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