Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Picture Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

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If you want to hook up with your crush, you have to be confident and...

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