A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Picture Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

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If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

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To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

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A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

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You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

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I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

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When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...