A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Picture Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes, Marriage Picture Quotes

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

We hide to be found. We walk away to be followed. We cry to see...

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We hide to be found. We walk away to be followed. We cry to see...