Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
Topics:
Funny Picture Quotes
,
New Year Picture Quotes
,
New Year's resolution Picture Quotes
Related Picture Quotes
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...
— view —
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...
— view —
A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan
— view —
When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...
— view —
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....
— view —
As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...
— view —
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...
— view —
House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...
— view —
Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...
— view —
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
— view —
Find what you love and let it kill you.
— view —
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....
— view —
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....
— view —
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...
— view —
I love my computer because my friends live in it
— view —
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels
— view —
A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...
— view —
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...
— view —
You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You’re supposed to...
— view —
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
— view —
