Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

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This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier.

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Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier.