Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage.

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage.

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

Is that special time of year So we are near

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Is that special time of year So we are near

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

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Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

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Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

The best things in life: to love and be loved

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The best things in life: to love and be loved

I wonder what you look like when you wake up early in the morning with...

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I wonder what you look like when you wake up early in the morning with...