A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...

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A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.

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Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Quiet people have the loudest mind

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Quiet people have the loudest mind

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.

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Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.

Women need attention therefore women will complain, develop hatred for men and say that you're...

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Women need attention therefore women will complain, develop hatred for men and say that you're...