A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

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The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

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Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

The quieter you become, the more you hear.

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The quieter you become, the more you hear.

I doubt therefore I think, I think therefore I am

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I doubt therefore I think, I think therefore I am

The biggest complaints women have about men is that men don't listen, they stop being...

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The biggest complaints women have about men is that men don't listen, they stop being...