A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

One man's thrash another man's treasure, one man's pain another man's pleasure.

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One man's thrash another man's treasure, one man's pain another man's pleasure.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

Quiet people have the loudest mind

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Quiet people have the loudest mind

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot...

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The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot...

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you, show a woman you don't...

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Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you, show a woman you don't...