He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You need to change Facebook privacy settings.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You need to change Facebook privacy settings.

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

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This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

This Christmas all I want is true love.

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This Christmas all I want is true love.

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

I never had the chance to do the fun things kids do, There was no...

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I never had the chance to do the fun things kids do, There was no...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

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Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

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Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

100% Christmas. Take it easy. Relax. Eat, drink and be merry. Do not diet. Smile

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100% Christmas. Take it easy. Relax. Eat, drink and be merry. Do not diet. Smile

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

Never talk down about your relationship on Facebook. Don't let people know when your home...

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Never talk down about your relationship on Facebook. Don't let people know when your home...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...