New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, New Year Picture Quotes, New Year's resolution Picture Quotes

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out...

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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out...

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...