I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

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Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

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Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

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No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.

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A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...