A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

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No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.