The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.