If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...