Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...