The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.