The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...
I get mail; therefore I am.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Thank God for the creative ideas that enrich life by adding your own creative contributions...
Creativity not committed to public purpose is merely therapy or ego satisfaction.
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies;...