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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs

The business of art is to reveal the relation between man and his environment

The business of art is to reveal the relation between man and his environment

Business, that's easily defined; it's other people's money.

Business, that's easily defined; it's other people's money.