Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.