Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...
The only risk of failure is promotion.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The best things in life are silly.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...
Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...
The golden age is before us, not behind us.
All we have to believe with is our senses, the tools we use to perceive...