Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.