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The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into...

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into...

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.