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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.

Profit is the ignition system of our economic engine.

Profit is the ignition system of our economic engine.