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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Let no one who loves be called unhappy Even love unreturned has its rainbow.

Let no one who loves be called unhappy Even love unreturned has its rainbow.

Life without love is a shadow of things that might be

Life without love is a shadow of things that might be