If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.