If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

Quote by Infantry Journal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Military Quotes

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

Age considers; youth ventures.

Age considers; youth ventures.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...