You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Quote by Harry S Truman

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The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know

The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

When a leader is in the Democratic party he's a boss; when he's in the...

When a leader is in the Democratic party he's a boss; when he's in the...

You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one....

You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one....

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won...

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no...

I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House...

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House...

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or...

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or...

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up...

If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up...

Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are like...

Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are like...

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the...

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the...

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.

Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won...

In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won...

Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one

Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one

I don't give a damn about The Missouri Waltz but I can't say it out...

I don't give a damn about The Missouri Waltz but I can't say it out...

The buck stops here!

The buck stops here!

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president...

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president...