You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Quote by Harry S Truman

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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo

People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and...

Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and...

Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for...

Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for...

I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides...

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides...

To hell with them. When history is written they will be the sons of bitches...

To hell with them. When history is written they will be the sons of bitches...

Washington is a very easy city for you to forget where you came from and...

Washington is a very easy city for you to forget where you came from and...

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me

A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will...

A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will...

The White House is the finest prison in the world.

The White House is the finest prison in the world.

The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know

The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know

When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear...

When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear...

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or...

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or...

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

The reward of suffering is experience.

The reward of suffering is experience.

I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today...

I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today...