Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

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Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his...

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.

Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the...

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the...

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one Ive got.

A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one Ive got.