Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

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'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take...

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

They should make Mondays illegal.

They should make Mondays illegal.

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.

Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.

A sister is a forever friend.

A sister is a forever friend.