If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of...

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...