If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Quote by Earl Wilson

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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.