Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.