Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Quote by Earl Wilson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.