He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Picture Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Topics: Divorce Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If...

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Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If...