I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

We travel some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls

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We travel some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls

Think of me in the depths of your despair. Make a home down there, because...

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Think of me in the depths of your despair. Make a home down there, because...