The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies bug me. Humanity is overrated. If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right. Everybody lies.

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies bug me. Humanity is overrated. If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right. Everybody lies.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

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I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

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Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

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Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all