Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends do.

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends do.

Topics: Friends Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, The Office Picture Quotes

Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

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Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the...

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the...

Fake friends are like shadows they follow you in the sun but leave you in...

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Fake friends are like shadows they follow you in the sun but leave you in...

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget

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Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

Sometimes people do nasty things, and sometimes this results in betrayal. Reacting with outrage won't...

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Sometimes people do nasty things, and sometimes this results in betrayal. Reacting with outrage won't...

To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

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To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

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Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

Nothing feels as good as being loved by my best friend.

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Nothing feels as good as being loved by my best friend.

It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

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It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.

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Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

The greatest distance on Earth is not north to south. It is when I am...

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The greatest distance on Earth is not north to south. It is when I am...

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another,...

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A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another,...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh