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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

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Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Wishing you Magic this Christmas

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Wishing you Magic this Christmas

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

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I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

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This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

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Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out...

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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out...