He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Picture Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Topics: Divorce Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

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When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

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If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

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To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

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You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

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A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

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I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

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As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...