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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.

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You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and...

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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and...

Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it

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Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it