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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

It's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be...

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It's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be...

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.

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You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

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Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.