Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

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People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

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I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Disappointment is anger for wimps

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Disappointment is anger for wimps

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

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I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

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Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Let your faith be bigger than your fear.

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Let your faith be bigger than your fear.

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing