Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Picture Quote by Oscar Wilde

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

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A good friend will always stab you in the front.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you...

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You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you...

The heart was made to be broken

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The heart was made to be broken

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

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The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you....

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Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you....

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us;...

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Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us;...

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings

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Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings

Always do more than is required of you

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Always do more than is required of you

Sometimes you have to be your own hero

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Sometimes you have to be your own hero

Success is going from failure to failure Without loss of enthusiasm

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Success is going from failure to failure Without loss of enthusiasm