Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's sound like a nickname, right? Hey Tits come here, man. Hey Tits meet Toots.It sound like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know it is a snack. New Nabisco Tits! New Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits,

Picture Quote by George Carlin

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's sound like a nickname, right? Hey Tits come here, man. Hey Tits meet Toots.It sound like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know it is a snack. New Nabisco Tits! New Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits,

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, George Carlin Picture Quotes, Tits Picture Quotes, Toots Picture Quotes, Women Picture Quotes

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

— view —

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

— view —

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

— view —

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

— view —

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

— view —

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

— view —

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

— view —

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

— view —

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

— view —

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

— view —

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

— view —

Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

— view —

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

— view —

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

— view —

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

— view —

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

— view —

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

— view —

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

— view —

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

— view —

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

— view —

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.