Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's sound like a nickname, right? Hey Tits come here, man. Hey Tits meet Toots.It sound like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know it is a snack. New Nabisco Tits! New Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits,

Picture Quote by George Carlin

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's sound like a nickname, right? Hey Tits come here, man. Hey Tits meet Toots.It sound like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know it is a snack. New Nabisco Tits! New Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits,

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