A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

A real man never stops trying to show a girl that he cares about her...

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A real man never stops trying to show a girl that he cares about her...