I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

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The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

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Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

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I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...