I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

100% Christmas. Take it easy. Relax. Eat, drink and be merry. Do not diet. Smile

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100% Christmas. Take it easy. Relax. Eat, drink and be merry. Do not diet. Smile

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

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Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

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Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas