Well, excuuuuuse me!

Quote by Steve Martin

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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Years ago, fairy tales all began with Once upon a time... now we know they...

Years ago, fairy tales all began with Once upon a time... now we know they...

No cause of action arises from a bare promise

No cause of action arises from a bare promise