I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Quote by Steve Martin

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!