Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Quote by Steve Martin

Topics: Steve Martin Quotes

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal...

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty