You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Quote by Drew Carey

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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.