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Topics: Biker Quotes

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.