The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Quote by Fred Allen

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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...