I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Quote by Fred Allen

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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.