I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

We would rather have our employees running our business.

We would rather have our employees running our business.

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...